ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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baracknobama:

life hack: if you’re having a bad hair day then cut off all your hair trust me i’m a doctor

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joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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satanfictive:

i really like how many people have reblogged this post and tagged it with somebody’s name. everyone’s got a bad meme machine in their life

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simsgonewrong:

well she’s shitting on her ex boyfriend’s grave

greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

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pixyled:

if this isnt the EXACT plot of the movie i will be MAD

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